NORMAL—Illinois State University Police confirmed Monday that the ghost of former librarian Ange Milner has been arrested on trespassing charges.

For years tales of moving books, mysterious lights, and even being hushed by an ethereal figure in the now abandoned stacks of Williams Hall have fed ghostly rumors—rumors that have proved to be based entirely in truth.

“We are pleased to report that as of this morning we have taken the spirit of Angeline V. Milner into custody,” said Aaron Woodruff, chief of police at Illinois State. “Reports of Ms. Milner’s unauthorized spectral activity led my staff to conduct a month-long sting operation that led to this arrest.”

Milner ghost arrested

An Illinois State University police officer encounters the ghost of Ange Milner in the stacks of Williams Hall.

The stakeout was initiated after a student reported strange activity in Williams Hall.

“I was in Williams Hall taking a shortcut through the stacks,” said Brad Meadows, senior pantomime major. “My phone rang and I took the call. I figured, why not. This place is empty.”

But that ill-fated phone call set off a chain of events leading to the historic arrest. After only moments of talking on his phone, the specter of Milner (1857–1928) appeared before him and shushed him before disappearing.

“It was crazy,” Meadows said. “She just showed up out of nowhere, glowing blue and floating. I don’t know why she shushed me. I was using my inside voice and everything.”

It was during this encounter that the student realized something wasn’t right. At no time did Meadows see a Redbird Card—identification carried by all students, faculty, and staff—in Milner’s possession. He contacted ISU Police, which in turn consulted Human Resources. That is when the shocking truth emerged: Milner had not been considered an employee of Illinois State for years, making her occupation of Williams Hall illegal.

“When employees die they are no longer eligible to be employed by the state. That’s human resources 101,” said Tina Lufty, assistant to the vice director of employment services for the state of Illinois. “The state is an equal opportunity employer encouraging diversity, but we do require every employee to have a heartbeat.”

ISU Police holding cell

Milner’s ghost was booked on trespassing charges and held at the ISU Police holding cell.

While most students were pleased that the hauntings would be coming to an end, there were mixed emotions.

“I don’t see why the ghost had to be removed,” said one student, who only identified herself as Strawberry. “For a while it was like I was at Hogwarts and Ange Milner was our school ghost. It gave me a little hope that I could turn out to be a wizard after all.”

Milner is being held without bail. She faces 85 counts of trespassing and is also accused of violating the Quad’s new smoke-free policy. Milner has requested that her lawyer be contacted via séance prior to her arraignment. In the meantime, Milner will be “checking out” the University Police holding cell.

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6 thoughts on “April Fools: ISU police finally arrest Ange Milner’s ghost

  1. Wow!! You caught my attention because I used to work in the Dean’s office in old William’s Hall. The stories of the ghost were told weekly, if not daily! Then, I noticed the date of publication. Sigh. Just call me gullible.

  2. Tommy Navickas says:

    I hear Officer Woodruff may be making a cameo appearance in the next Ghostbuster’s movie?

  3. You gotta love the 1st. Made my day.

  4. Julie Goodlick says:

    Capturing Miss Milner in photos — quite a coup. I thought most spectres don’t show up in pictures, but clearly your digital camera technology is excellent! Well done you!

  5. Conni Patterson says:

    Having spent many, many hours in the library, it is sort of comforting to think Ange Milner was still there keeping track of things (along with the many other talented librarians!). Maybe we should start a movement to put her back in place?

    Seriously, this was a fun article!

  6. Judy Peecher Davenport says:

    I encountered Miss Milner only one time when I was a student at ISU. I never went into the stacks on a Saturday morning after that!